Collection of bad jokes 1

A Butterfly had a heart attack while swimming. It was a butterfly stroke.

Balloon prices won't stop going up due to the inflation.

My favorite chinese film director is Phil Ming.

Hearts are like the numbers 1 and 2. They're less than 3.

"Hey doc!"
"Yep, I've been to Haydock. My dad lives there."

Cars are like computers. Both have windows, and they often crash.

When you're delivering a baby, make sure you send it to the right address.

A Chicken laid an egg. That Chicken became a mama. That mama chicken laid an egg. Basically, mama-laid.

Traffic lights make me cross.

Just saw the most amazing wind turbine ever. It blew me away.

A Wasp took an English test. He got a B.

Tree at a funeral. Mourning wood.

Went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken and some eggs. All I got was a pregnant chicken.

Matt Damon has such an amazing talent. He was bourne to be an actor.

Xbox One.

Meat prices keep going up. Guess the steaks are high.

Not keen on my new haircut, but it'll grow on me.

I was gonna include a boxing joke in this list, put I forgot the punchline.